I'm thankful for the universe for all the ridiculous amounts of math and computation it does. I'm not sure if all that work was strictly necessary, or if it's just going the extra mile for us, but either way, thank you universe. It is my hope, that as you calculate the evolution of innumerable particles, wondering if anyone will ever appreciate such small details, if it's worth going on so diligently, that you think of us. We really appreciate it, it's just that we can't keep track of it all.
I would also like to thank my family for giving me all the support I could hope for. I want to thank my friends for all the good times and ideas. I want to thank them for putting up with my egocentrism. I want to thank them, but I also realize that this is nonsensical. We live in a deterministic world. People are just products of the initial conditions. They just keep doing what they're doing and feeling how they're feeling, regardless of what they read or hear. So what is the point?
Wait, I got that backwards!